So freakin many of them. So freakin many of them. So freakin many of them. So freakin many of them.

Too short is often better than too shorter since the latter is grammatically incorrect. Or Elsery

Boo is boo and boo boo is boo boo.

Boo who you shoe you, and no not me boo hoo you knew. Yo, Dude!

Bozone for bozos who boz the zo. Bozone for bozos who boz the zo.

Rewriting the short descrip of Brand One. and more

When we say no more, we mean no more, and if you think you can have more soup than others, you better buy this product.

short Norwegian Wouldn't yet Norwegian Wood. Norwegian Wouldn't yet Norwegian Wood.

We saw you do that! Don't try to hide now, just 'fess up because storing that kind of guilt is JUST NOT HEALTHY.

The rules of the game have changed, and have changed for the Sluggo, so in effect, Sluggo Rules and it's better that way.

This heavenly brand is often confused with the bumble of the dumble and as a result has benefited massively on the mistakes of others, luck be had.

Auntie uncle in reverse is Uncle Auntie right? Yup. Auntie uncle in reverse is Uncle Auntie right?

Nothing is shorter than a short electrical or an electrical short in shorts. Short Zbest.